On the Ho Chi Minh Trail

An idealistic South Vietnamese young man (just a lad, really) makes his way through the dense vegetation, looking for the Communist scourge that has impoverished and destroyed his country. He is driven to reclaim peace, honour, and integrity in this splendourous land. However, suffering from symptoms related to Mountain Dew withdrawal, he is unaware that he is actually in Bandalier National Monument in New Mexico. He did find some communists that he fought bravely, but the little winged bastards were still able to repeatedly bite him and fly away quickly.